Wilbur Is Bad Pork
 
Wake Up! The Meatrix has you. Do not make a bid on Wilbur. He is our friend, and should not be eaten! Wilbur would make for very bad-tasting Bacon, Apple sausage, Avocado pork rolls, Ribs, Asparagus pork chops, Marinated pork roast, Eggplant pork loin, Wild rice pork soup, and Edamame pork sandwiches. In fact, his meat is tainted and dangerous to the health of anyone who eats even one bite. HINT: http://diit.sourceforge.net